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Theme Song

Scene: Sea of Aeria. The Chaos is being chased by the Demoniac above the clouds.

Clovis: Pteros ahoy! And they're coming in hot!
Cece: The Demioniac is getting closer, Zak!
Zak: Not for long! Trust your captain! We're sure to lose Golden Bones in that insane sea! Curambe, give me an update!
Curamba: Disastrous! This lightning is wrecking havoc on the Chaos' intruments! I don't think she likes the Sea of Aeria, Zak! And neither do I!
Zak: Disastrous okay. But not hopeless. Hard to port!
Calabrass: Some action! At last!
Zak: You want it, you got it! Chaos, full power!
Curamba: Captain, I've done the math on all the data and we're going to die!
Golden Bones: Gah! Idiots! You let them get away!
Zak: Everyone okay? Nothing broken? Much?
Clovis: We did it? We ditched the Demoniac.
Cece: That was too close. Did you even take a moment to consider what you were doing?
Zak: Uh. To be honest Cece, I find that thinking gets in the way of doing.
Calabass: Arggh! Pirates just plunder.
Clovis: Hey guys! Didn't we just go through that tornado? Oh, look. Another one. And another one. And another. And another.
Cece: Well done, (Sacastic) Captain. You put us right in the middle of a tornado field.
Zak: Come on Chaos, let's get out of here.
(The Chaos powers down.
Zak: Chaos? Not a good time for nap. Curamba?
Curamba: Sorry, Captain. Turbine T16 isn't working. All engines are down!
Cece: Next time you do, you might want to think what the cost will be!
Zak: What's action without risk, Princess?
Cece: A real captain assesses the risks. And do not call me Princess.
Crogar: Risk gives Crogar an appetite.
Clovis: Tornado ahoy, again.
(Clovis vomits.)
Crogar: (Crougar drops the barrel.) Appetite, gone.
Clovis: Sorry. I'll go back to my lookout post.
Cece: How, odd. Clovis never gets seasick.
Zak: Uh. Technically, he's airsick. Curamba please tell me you can fix the turbine.
Curamba: Therorictally I can. But actually, it's kind of impossible.
Zak: (Zak walks into the room Curamba is working in.) Impossible? But you do this kind of fixing all the time.
Curamba: Normalox I would fix things from here. But the turbine room is somewhere over there. I don't want to go down there. It's dark and scary. Sometimes I hearox weird noises and cracks and yells. I'm really scared Zak!
Zak: Ugh. Crogar and Cece, you handle the tornado! Curamba, I'm with you.
Cece: What!? Handle the tornado!? And how do you propose we do that!?

Scene: Inside the Chaos.

Zak: Wow! This is pretty cool. We're actually in the Chaos's body.
Curamba: It's the magic of the Chaos, Zak. Even I don't totoxly understand it. Now let's hurry to the turbine room. It should be right over there.
Zak: Right. And that red dot is us?
Carumba: Zak, I know you don't like to think, but if you look at that dot you'll notice it's moving whereas we are-
Zak: In danger!
Carumba: Aaaahhh! A monster! I knew it! I knew it!

[ Transformation Sequence ]
Zak: Calabrass give me the Eye of Beru! (Zak and Calabrass gain water abilities)

Zak: Let's go.
Curamba: Go back? Above deck?
Zak: To get to the turbine room before he does.

Scene: On the Chaos's deck.

Clovis: Do you know what you're doing, Cece? With all that wind?
Cece: Hoist the main sail, Crogar.
Crogar: Haha! Hoisted. It's working.

Scene: Inside the Chaos.

Curamba: Aaahh! Zak!
Zak: Here.
Curamba: The bowels room?
Zak: I think I know how to lose it.
Curamba: There's a million ways to get crushed in here. Squashed. Pounded. Not to mention die!
Zak: Stop counting: start running!
Zak: Chill out. We're safe.
Curamba: Zak look.
Zak:Wow. What is this place?
Curamba: The Chaos. The Chaos is everywhere in those paintings. We're surrounded by his memories.
Zak: You're right. Look! That's the first time we all met.
Curamba: That looks like the monster we ran into. Why does Chaos have a memory of a monster we just met?
Calabrass: You should have taught this tadpole a lesson! A true pirate never ever backs down from a fight!
Zak: And a true pirate sword never ever whispers?!
Curamba: Oh no!
(Curamba and Zak run away from the weird-looking monster.)
Zak: Hold on! Calabrass is right!
Calabrass: Always! Wait, about what?
Zak: We'll never fix the Chaos with this monster on board! We have to face it head on!
Curamba: Y-You sure? According to my calculations, it doesn't look very friendly!

[ Transformation Sequence ]
Zak: Calabrass give me the Eye of Vapir!
Calabrass: Aha!

(Zak fights and defeats the monster.)
Zak: Aha! Got ya! See Curamba, no need to be afraid of one little monster!
Curamba: Um, can I be afraid of lots of little monsters then?!
Zak: Short answer: yes!
Zak: Whew. Exactly how big is the Chaos?
Curamba: Quantum compressed space. If you give me a few seconds I can find an optimal path.
Zak: Or we can just pick one! Come on!
Curamba: Aaaahhh!
Zak: Aggh. Alright, I guess we're going to do this the hard way.
Curamba: Wait! If my calculations are correct, the exit hatch is right, here!
Zak: Nice! Which way now?
(Zak and Curamba start moving in opposite directions.)
Curamba: More monsters! Oooh! Where are they coming from?
Zak: Hello?
Curamba: How did they get in undetected?
Zak: Earth to Curamba? We've got a ship to fix. So keep moving!

Scene: On the Chaos's deck.

Cece: We are heading straight for the tornado!
Crogar: Keep trying!
Cece: It is no use! I cannot hold on any longer!
Cece: (Cece picks up a rope and dives off the Chaos.) Stay strong, Crogar! I will be back!

Scene: Inside the Chaos

Zak: So, are we lost?
Curamba: I-I don't understand. It should be right here.
Zak: Forget your map, Curamba. We just need to forge ahead.
Curamba: But we might get even more lost. Just, give me a minute to think.
Calabrass: Why don't you just say you're too scared to walk, sailor.
Zak: Come on, Curamba. We're wasting time.
Curamba: I have to analyze our position.
Zak: Can't you take a break from analyzing everything?
Curamba: I can't help it, Zak. I have to.
Zak: But, why?
Curamba: Oh. I blew up Wahoolia's flag ship after I set a turbolaser without completely thinking it through. There I said it. You see now, that's my shame.
Zak: I get it, Curamba. You messed up, once. I mess up ten times a day. Overthinking it won't help. Now come on!
Curamba: Just one more teeny tiny second.
Zak: Alright, change of plans. I'm going to find the turbine room.
Calabrass: You made the right call, sailor! We'll move. Just the two of us.
Zak: No. I shouldn't have left him. A captain never leaves his men behind. I'm gonna-
(Zak and Calabrass fall into a room full of green goo.)
Zak: Ew. This smells worse than Crogar's winkle stew!
Calabrass: Alas. Get us out of here Captain!
Zak: How about the Eye of Sino?
(Zak can't pull up his arm to grab Calabrass. Zak and Calabrass sink into the green goo.)

Scene: On the Chaos's deck

Cece: Good work Crogar. Keep at it.
Crogar: By the fury of Thor.
Cece: The thunder is getting closer!
Crogar: No. That's Crogar's stomach. Still hungry. Crogar need to eat.
Cece: Crogar, think. Once we get home, you get to eat periwinkles. Crabs. Lobsters!
Crogar: Some with squid. And drenched in cod liver oil. Ragnarok!
Cece: Crogar, watch out!

Scene: Inside the Chaos

Zak: Yeah! Now let's go save Curamba!
Zak: Ugh. Come on! We're going in circles. Ugh.
Zak: Ready Calabrass?
Calabrass:Always captain.

[ Transformation Sequence ]
Zak: Calabrass give me the Eye of Blazz! (Zak and Calabrass gain fire abilities)

Zak: Let's see how you like this.
Cece: (From the Chaos's deck.)Chaos? Are you listening? I have to speak to Zak. (Echoing)Right now!
Cece: Zak Storm! Zak Storm! Can you hear me Zak Storm?
Zak: I'm listening Cece.
Cece: We are caught in a tornado. We will not be able to hold on for long. Have you fixed the turbine?
Zak: We've got some unwanted guests to attend to first.
Cece: Guests? What Guests? Zak Storm!
(Curamba extends his arms to pull Zak around the corner.)
Zak: Hey!
Zak: Curamba. How'd you find me?
Curamba: Easy. I followed the angry red dots. And guess what?
Zak: Found the turbine room.
Curamba: Hmm-mm.
Zak: Yes, lead the way, Curamba.
Curamba: See. Analyzing data is useful.
Curamba: Now we rush.
Curamba: We're safe. I think. Wow, th-the turbine room. It's even more beautiful then I imagined. Such technology, such craftmanship.
Zak: Yeah, yeah. We gotta hurry. Which turbine do we fix?
Curamba: T16, there.
(Zak and Curamba fall through a trap door in the floor.)
Curamba: We're trapped!
Zak: No way! We'll just go back the way we came.
Zak: Okay. Now we're trapped.
Curamba Uh-oh.
Zak: Alright, let's do this. Calabrass, give me an Eye of-
Calabrass: Let go of me squid-face.
Zak: Calabrass!
Zak: Curamba, you said something about a theory. I'd love to hear it.
Curamba: Can't-can't think. Too scared.
Zak: Just focus, would you. Curamba!
Curamba: Aaahhh!
Zak: Analyze the data! Find it's weakness!
Zak: Do something Curamba!
Curamba: Hmm, interesting texture.
Zak: Texture! Come on, remember what your doing!
Curamba: Oh! Stop moving Zak. Stop talking.
Zak: That's your master plan? To let the monster eat me?
Curamba: Don't be scared, Zak.
(Zak stops moving, and the monster drops him.)
Curamba: They had to understand we're not a threat.
Zak: A threat? We're not the threat? They're the threat!
Calabrass: Argh!
Zak: You okay, Calabrass?
Calabrass: Worse than Davy Jones' Locker.
Zak: He's fine. C'mon. Let's fix this turbine.

[ Transformation Sequence ]
Zak: Calabrass give me the Eye of Aeria!

Scene: On the Chaos's deck

Cece: I guess this time. It really is goodbye.
Crogar: Not goodbye. Crogar trust our captain. And Curamba.

Scene: Inside the Chaos

Zak: How'd you know the monsters wouldn't attack us if we stayed still?
Curamba: Their texture. The monsters are made of metal and wood. They had the same molecular make as the Chaos.
Zak: What?! They're part of the Chaos?
Curamba: They're his antibodies. The Chaos makes them when it's feeling ill. And like other antibodies, they defend against anything that sneaks into the ship's body.
Zak: They think we're a virus.
Curamba: Exactly. And these turbines are the ship's heart.
Zak: They don't want us to put our dirty virus paws on it. Fix the turbine Curamba. I'll take care of those mucky microbes.
Calabrass: I'm with you.
Curamba: Done. It's not working.
Zak: You sure?
Curamba: Captain. I don't know what to do!
Zak: Okay. The Chaos may act like a living body, but it's also a machine. And when a machine refuses to start, there's always one thing you can try.
(Zak kicks the turbine.)
Curamba: I can't believe it worked.
Zak: Don't overthink it. Come on, let's get out of here!

Scene: On the deck of the Chaos

Cece: He made it! To the helm!
Cece: Chaos! Forwards!
(Zak and Curamba arrive on the deck.))
Cece: You certainly took your sweet time, Captain.
Zak: Yeah, we took time, to think.
Calabrass: Ugh. Brainy pirates. A travesty!
Crogar: Crogar think maybe we forgot about someone.
Golden Bones: There they are! Don't miss them this time.
Curamba: Ready to board the enemy ship, captain.
Zak: Let me think for a minute. Okay, got it. Chaos, head for the tornado field.
Cece: WHAT?!
Zak: Trust me!
(Chaos uses the tornado to land past the Demoniac.)
Zak: That's how you do it. And we'll be in Marituga before they can even turn around!
Crogar: Yeahah! Crogar finally get to eat.

ve Transcripts
Season 1
Origins Part 1Origins Part 2Morlock the UnstoppableWitch OverboardFreezing PointThe Voice of ChaosTroll DivingThe Seas SevenSpirited AwayThe SwapA Jellyfish of LegendLemuria AttacksMutiny on the DemoniacForged in FireLighthouse of the SoulThe Shipwrecked in the SandPrison BreakThe Bermuda ApocalypseThe Last Flight of IcarusThe Labyrinth of MinotaurCrogar the TerribleEye of the CycloneCall to AdventureThe WisemanEscape from Netherwhere
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